Admitting you’re incompetent is the first step toward enlightenment. Or, at the very least, it’s a great way to get out of helping someone move their couch.
Look, we all know you can’t fix your own life. You can’t even fix that one drawer in your kitchen that sticks every time you try to reach for a spatula. You’re human. You’re a mess of bad decisions, unfinished projects, and "I’ll start that diet on Monday" lies.
But you have an ace up your sleeve. You’ve got a connection. You’re essentially the "guy who knows a guy" for the entire universe.
This shirt is for the person who has surrendered to the fact that they are fundamentally unqualified to handle their own existence, but they’re tight with the One who literally invented the concept of "existence." It’s the spiritual equivalent of saying, "I don't have any money, but my dad owns the bank."
