The "Heemeyer Special"

Sometimes, the local zoning committee pushes a person too far. Sometimes, you just need to encase yourself in steel and concrete and take a very slow, very destructive drive through town. This shirt is a tribute to the ultimate "Do It Yourself" project that turned a small town in Colorado into an obstacle course. It’s for the person who handles conflict with heavy machinery and a complete lack of reverse gear.

A rugged, industrial-style graphic featuring the world’s most famous modified Komatsu D155A. It perfectly captures that "reasonable man driven to unreasonable lengths" energy. It’s a wearable reminder that if you can't find a way through your problems, you can always just flatten them.

Product Disclaimer: Does not include 12-inch thick steel plating, onboard cameras, or a cooling system. We are not responsible for any sudden urges to modify your heavy equipment or settle scores with the local government.

"Sometimes Reasonable Men Must Do Unreasonable Things"?